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What Will You Talk About?
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What Will You Talk About?

Momservation: “All conversations lead back to sex and poop.” AJ Salvetti. Dear friend and expert on sex and poop.

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Shall we play a game?*

You’re on your first get-away weekend with your spouse where you’ve left the kids home alone. What is your number one concern?

  1. You are worried the kids will throw a party while you’re gone.
  2. You are worried the kids will forget to feed the dog.
  3. You are worried you’re going to get a phone call that starts with, “Um, there’s something you should probably know…”
  4. You are worried that after placing talking about the kids off limits and after 25 years of being together you will have nothing else to talk about.

If you answered A—you’re wrong. When we decided to go to San Francisco to see Billy Joel in concert at AT&T Park we farmed the kids out to sleep-overs at friends’ houses. No worries there. And, technically, we still haven’t left the kids home alone.

If you answered B...

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